Wednesday, December 19, 2007

New PPE "great success!"

New advances in world's best practice PPE, have now allowed the following ISO 9002 approved changes to take place.

As can be observed, the sourcing of suitable highly colourful and visible items to protect the accredited rail safety worker, has been " great success".

And in keeping in line with modern managerilism, the KPI's for sick days, and other company unfriendly breaks, fall accordingly, and this now ensures that the team leader will recieve his bonus this year.

This of course creates a win-win situation for all concerned.

And not to mention fulfilling another vital requirement of the modern day workplace.

The concept of "fun".

Yes, all that shift work, long hours, family unfriendly lifestyle and other beasties affecting the aforementioned rail safety worker- accredited, will soon be forgotten, and soothed with these beauties whilst "on site".

And of course, there is allways the opportunity of "upskilling" and "exterior" learning of course,
and "recognized prior learning" is allways appreciated!

Random bollocks.....

Ah yes, sometimes the hobby is just like the picture left....think you have a right hornbag session, then out comes the surprise!

After all, who has not been left in a state of morbidity, and despair when one's chosen photographic filth session has not emerged on time, as ordered?

Or that evil little cloud has drifted over, where at once your carefully chosen vantage point has as much appeal of a meat and two veg package, at a rather disreputable backpackers in SE Asia?

Tough times, people, tough times.....

And sometimes, well it is just hard to cope.

So, as we create a wellspring of gunzel awareness and their special needs, let us hope that the general populace understands the odd meltdown, at the end of station platforms.

And contributes accordingly of course.

A few rounds at the local pub allways works wonders.